I've been playing Kingdom Heats Dream Drop Distance recently and I've gotten rather close to the end now and by the looks of the story so far, it's not going to get any less convoluted. So, to commemorate my first post here, I've decided to write a song for Tetsuya Nomura, the creator of the Kingdom Hearts series.

Nomura Rhapsody (Sung to the Tune of Bohemian Rhapsody)

Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in the dreamscape,
No escape from insanity
Open your eyes,
Look up to the skies and see,
I'm just a gamer, I need no sympathy,
Because I don't care anymore,
Does he live, does he fall,
Any way the story goes doesn't really matter to
me, to me

Nomura,
I just killed my brain,
Put a Keyblade against my head, plunged it in
now it's dead
Nomura... KH1 was so much fun,
But now you've gone and blown it all away
Nomuraaaaa oooh,
You didn't mean to make me cry,
If I'm not back again when KH3 comes out,
Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters

Too late, KH's time has come,
Sends shivers down my spine, whose Nobody is it
this time
Goodbye, ev'rybody, Sora's got to go,
Got to leave his heart, his body and goodness knows what behind
Nomuraaaaa oooh, (There goes my faith now)
Roxas doesn't want to die,
I sometimes wish he'd never been born at all




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Phew, that's all I can manage for now...but seriously, NOMURA WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THIS SERIES I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE (but I'll still be back for KH3 if only for the gameplay, despite what I've said above.)